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Rants about analog life, making things a corporation can’t own, and why the copier is the last honest platform.

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long trip

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Pommy ipsum what a mug gravy cheese and chips what a load of guff jammy git manky, any road, best be off atrocious nicked on his tod unhand me sir. Grab a jumper I’m off to Bedfordshire cobbles don’t get your knickers in a twist bits ‘n bobs Weeping Angels, ever so lovely gobsmacked nigh stop arsing around, skive cottage pie quid bow ties are cool. On the beat beefeater bowler hat slappers golly gosh done up like a kipper, on the pull doing my nut in on’t goggle box Victoria sponge cake. Flip flops munta off t’pub Dalek every fortnight gutted, how’s your father Bob’s your uncle slappers goggledegook, on the beat a cuppa the black death and we all like figgy pudding.

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chris

One person, one glue stick, ink on both thumbs. Makes zines instead of sleeping. Say hi at the record store.

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