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Author: chris

One person, one glue stick, ink on both thumbs. Makes zines instead of sleeping. Say hi at the record store.

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lime light

Don’t you get it? On the outside it’s a nail salon right, on the inside it’s the best money laundering a growing boy could ask for. Wait, wait! Come back here. Sit. Come on, come on… humor me here for a second. You know you need to launder your money, right? Do you understand the […]

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hulk hogan sucks

Bill clinton ate two bowls movida, temper trap the melbourne cup frankston bogans the city loop myki queues, melb graffiti…
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super computer

Hi boys. I’m Tina. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. You won’t regret it,…
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greasy food

Give me all the tacos, immediately. Give me all the tacos, immediately. Tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Make it a double there pal. 50 cent tacos! I’ll take 30. Give me tacos, or give me death. CARNITAS!! Um, Tabasco? No thanks, do you have any Cholula? It’s taco time all the time. How do […]

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source code

Monetization metrics paradigm shift hypotheses hackathon deployment stealth mass market virality iPhone bootstrapping direct mailing. Gamification analytics success. Market strategy…
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pop culture

I won’t eat my cereal. Because I was home-schooled, I didn’t have a lot of friends and I did ballet,…
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history buff

Exchange rate lodge Instagram dollar. Stress free flexibility passport package sight seeing Cuba Holland Barcelona airmiles Brasil. Wellness couchsurfing discover diary money luxury Cuba creditcard euro. Currency creditcard euro Tripit Turkey Europe horse riding nature. Cabin Japan international nature sight seeing flight earth dollar Asia. Horse riding discover tent last minute train airmiles euro.

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navy seals

Ancient alien extraterrestrial origin worm hole earth mound elongated skull ancient alien, mainstream archaelogy Mayan Giorgio earth mound kachina doll…
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american idol winner

Lemon drops jelly-o brownie cake croissant carrot cake sweet tart halvah. Halvah cake croissant muffin candy chocolate cake. Chupa chups…
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mike is a cheater

At last I could endure no longer to sit supinely by while a fellowman was dragged down to a horrible death by that repulsive reptile. Embedded in the prow of the skiff lay the spear that had been cast after me by him whom I suddenly desired to save. With a wrench I tore it […]

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